March 26th 2026 EDT
Interrupt and ask him to call you back on your other line. Give the phone number of the local Democratic Party office. When he calls you back, apologize for your mistake and give him the phone number of the local Republican Party office. ...Continue Reading
March 25th 2026 EDT
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March 24th 2026 EDT
The guy who fell onto an upholstery machine last week is now fully recovered. ...Continue Reading
March 23rd 2026 EDT
IRS: Now Hiring Decent People Need Not Apply ...Continue Reading
March 21st 2026 EDT
Julius is in the bathroom and Mick shouts to him. "Did you find the shampoo?" Julius says, "Yes but it's for dry hair and I've just wet mine." ...Continue Reading
March 20th 2026 EDT
Julius & Mick find three grenades, so they take them to a police station. Mick: "What if one explodes before we get there?" Julius: "We'll lie and say we only found two." ...Continue Reading
March 19th 2026 EDT
Ask him to spell his name. Then slowly say the letters back, but get them wrong. Keep this going until he hangs up. ...Continue Reading
March 17th 2026 EDT
A bicycle can't stand alone; it's just two tired. ...Continue Reading
March 16th 2026 EDT
IRS: Amoral Morons With Unbridled Power ...Continue Reading
March 15th 2026 EDT
Mick says to Julius, "Christmas is on a Friday this year".... Julius says "Let's hope it's not the 13th." ...Continue Reading
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