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(j)One-liner #340

July 28th 2026 EDT

I knew a frog who thought he was 100% German, but he was wrong. Turns out he was a tad Pole. ...Continue Reading

IRS T-shirts, #279

July 27th 2026 EDT

IRS: Voted Best Federal Agency by The Association of Psychopaths and Serial Killers ...Continue Reading

(j)Two Irishmen

July 26th 2026 EDT

Two Irishmen, Patrick Murphy and Sean O'Brian grew up together and were lifelong friends. Patrick developed cancer, and was dying.  While on his deathbed, Patrick told Sean, "Shawny ole boy, we've been friends all our lives, and now I'm leaving 'ere.  I 'ave one last request fir ye to do." O'Brian burst into tears, "Anything ye wish Pat. Consider it done." "Under me bed is a bottle of the finest whiskey in all of Ireland.  It was bottled the year I was born.  After ...Continue Reading

(j)A word

July 25th 2026 EDT

Man: May I say a word? Woman: Please do. Man: Plethora. Woman: Thanks. That means a lot. ...Continue Reading

(j)Today's Pop Quiz

July 24th 2026 EDT

Q: What's the difference between a bad rifleman and a constipated owl? A: One shoots but can't hit. ...Continue Reading

(j)Punishing Telescammers, #411

July 23rd 2026 EDT

If it's a man, say, "I read that 98% of men who go into telemarketing have a abnormally small penis. You don't sound like you're in the other 2%." ...Continue Reading

What were the parents thinking, names #89

July 22nd 2026 EDT

Edie Ott Noah Spicker Heath Rowe ...Continue Reading

IRS T-shirts, #278

July 20th 2026 EDT

IRS: Harming The Innocent Is Our Forte ...Continue Reading

(j)Today's Pop Quiz

July 19th 2026 EDT

Q: What do a spider and a passionate kiss have in common? A: They both lead to the undoing of the fly. ...Continue Reading

(j)UK thoughts, #10

July 17th 2026 EDT

An Asian fellow  has moved in next door. He has travelled the world, swum with sharks, wrestled bears, and climbed the highest mountain. It came as no surprise to learn his name was Bindair Dundat. ...Continue Reading
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