I told my cat, "You are not the boss of me."He disagreed. ...Continue Reading

I eat my tacos over a Tortilla. That way when stuff falls out, there's another taco. ...Continue Reading

The owner of a small deli was being questioned by an IRS terrorist about his tax return. He had reported a net profit of $80,000 for the year.  "Why don't you sickos leave me alone?" the deli owner said. "I work like a dog, everyone in my family helps out, the place is closed only three days a year, and you want to know how I made $80,000?"  "It's not your income that bothers us," the terrorist said. "It's these expenses. You listed six trips to Bermuda for you and your wife. ...Continue Reading

Another Father's Day and no Father's Day card. What a relief! I don't have any children that I know of, but every year about this time I get anxious that some woman or another will hit me with a paternity suit or some kid or another finds out who their father is and I'm on the hook for college tuition. ...Continue Reading

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Every President is known for something. Obama, for example, was known for his charisma. Biden is known for his incompetence. ...Continue Reading

Interrupt and ask, "Did you wear clean underwear to work? Have you managed to keep it clean? What if you get in an accident on the way home?" ...Continue Reading

Q: What kind of doctor is Dr. Pepper?A: A fizzician. ...Continue Reading

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