Q. According to Cosmopolitan, if you meet a stranger at a party and you think that he is attractive, is it okay to come out and ask him if he's married? A. Rose Marie: No; wait until morning ...Continue Reading

I got over my addiction to chocolate, marshmallows, and nuts. I won't lie, it was a rocky road. ...Continue Reading

IRS:Inculcating FearViaUnlawful Aggression ...Continue Reading

Q. True or False, a pea can last as long as 5,000 years.A. George Gobel: Boy, it sure seems that way sometimes. ...Continue Reading

Q. If you're going to make a parachute jump, at least how high should you be?A. Charley Weaver: Three days of steady drinking should do it. ...Continue Reading

When Joe Biden was little, his parents frequently took him to the zoo. Unfortunately, the zoo refused to take him in and they sent him right back to his parents. ...Continue Reading

If the caller asks you for by name, use some other name. For example, "Hello, may I speak to Jeff?" Reply with, "This is Dan" even if you are Jeff. This will confuse the scammer. Either he will ask again for Jeff, in which case you say "I just shot him in the forehead" or "So I'm not good enough to speak to?" or he'll switch to talking to Dan. If he says, "OK, Dan, I'll talk to you" then you say, "Sorry, but you have to speak with Arlene about that and she's not in ...Continue Reading

Q. Do female frogs croak?A. Paul Lynde: If you hold their little heads under water long enough. ...Continue Reading

The CDC conducted a $15 million study on the effects of alcohol on the way a person walks, and the results were staggering. ...Continue Reading

A man and woman were having marriage problems, and decided to end their union after a very short time together. After a most brief attempt to reconcile, the couple went to court to finalize their break-up.  The judge asked the husband, "What has brought you to this point, where you are not able to keep this marriage together?"  The husband said, "In the six weeks we've been together, we haven't been able to agree on one thing."  The wife said, "Seven weeks." ...Continue Reading