A doberman and a cat die. They arrive at the Pearly Gates. Peter asks the dog what he believes in. The dog says, "Loving and protecting my master." Peter says, "Excellent, you may enter." Then he turns to the cat. "What do you believe in?" The cat looks at him and says, "I believe you are in my seat." ...Continue Reading

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Q: What are the three sweet words every man and woman wants to hear? A: Bye Bye Biden ...Continue Reading

Interrupt and ask him what color his socks are. When he answers, ask, "Are you sure?" Pretend like it's really important and ask him why he chose those particular colors on this particular day. ...Continue Reading

Why is bread like the sun? It rises in the yeast and settles in the waist. ...Continue Reading

Most people are shocked when they find out how incompetent Bill is as an electrician. ...Continue Reading

There's a new form for filing your federal income tax. It's form 1040-SUP.It's a suppository. The IRS can shove it up their a$$. ...Continue Reading

The best way to sell a home security system is to stop by when nobody is home and leave a brochure on the kitchen table. ...Continue Reading

A politician running for office visits a small rural town and says to the Mayor, "I'm here to help you. What are your needs?" The Mayor says, "We have two basic needs. First, we have a hospital but no doctor. Can you help us with that?" The politician walks to the far side of the room, pulls out his cell phone, and talks into it for a short while. When he's done, he says, "I took care of that need. A doctor will be here soon. I hope that's before the election, but it could be after. No ...Continue Reading

Nixon dropped bombs on Cambodia. Biden drops bombs down his pant leg. ...Continue Reading