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(j)One-liner #264

September 10th 2024 EDT

Rene Descartes walks into a bar and the bartender asks if he'd like a drink. He says, "I think not." And Poof! He disappears. ...Continue Reading

Pilot episode, new TV show #1

September 9th 2024 EDT

The US CONgress gets serious about ending terrorism, and consequently abolishes the IRS. Of course, a responsible Congress is something that happens only on TV and in your dreams. Obviously, this isn't reality TV. ...Continue Reading

Rules to remember in life, #1

September 7th 2024 EDT

Money can't buy happiness, but it's more comfortable to cry in a Mercedes than on a bicycle. ...Continue Reading

(j)Why?

September 6th 2024 EDT

Why is "sleepy Joe" so woke? ...Continue Reading

(j)Punishing Telescammers, #245

September 5th 2024 EDT

Wait for the sales pitch to stop, then say, "Did you know that 21% of people in your line of work become incontinent by age 55 and roughly half of them have a major accident in a public place?" ...Continue Reading

(j)Today's Pop Quiz

September 4th 2024 EDT

Q: What is a man's ultimate embarrassment?A: Running into a wall with an erection and breaking his nose. ...Continue Reading

(j)One-liner #263

September 3rd 2024 EDT

Charles Dickens walks into a bar and orders a martini. The bartenders asks, "Oliver or twist?" ...Continue Reading

IRS T-shirts, #231

September 2nd 2024 EDT

IRS:We Get AwayWith CrimesAnd Commit Them Gladly ...Continue Reading

(j)Delusions

August 30th 2024 EDT

Joe Biden has delusions of adequacy. ...Continue Reading

(j)Today's Pop Quiz

August 28th 2024 EDT

Q: WHAT DO YOU DO WITH 365 USED CONDOMS?A: Melt them down, make a tire, and call it a Goodyear. ...Continue Reading
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