September 10th 2024 EDT
Rene Descartes walks into a bar and the bartender asks if he'd like a drink. He says, "I think not." And Poof! He disappears. ...Continue Reading
September 9th 2024 EDT
The US CONgress gets serious about ending terrorism, and consequently abolishes the IRS. Of course, a responsible Congress is something that happens only on TV and in your dreams. Obviously, this isn't reality TV. ...Continue Reading
September 7th 2024 EDT
Money can't buy happiness, but it's more comfortable to cry in a Mercedes than on a bicycle. ...Continue Reading
September 6th 2024 EDT
Why is "sleepy Joe" so woke? ...Continue Reading
September 5th 2024 EDT
Wait for the sales pitch to stop, then say, "Did you know that 21% of people in your line of work become incontinent by age 55 and roughly half of them have a major accident in a public place?" ...Continue Reading
September 4th 2024 EDT
Q: What is a man's ultimate embarrassment?A: Running into a wall with an erection and breaking his nose. ...Continue Reading
September 3rd 2024 EDT
Charles Dickens walks into a bar and orders a martini. The bartenders asks, "Oliver or twist?" ...Continue Reading
September 2nd 2024 EDT
IRS:We Get AwayWith CrimesAnd Commit Them Gladly ...Continue Reading
August 30th 2024 EDT
Joe Biden has delusions of adequacy. ...Continue Reading
August 28th 2024 EDT
Q: WHAT DO YOU DO WITH 365 USED CONDOMS?A: Melt them down, make a tire, and call it a Goodyear. ...Continue Reading
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