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(j)One-liner #245

April 30th 2024 EST

There is a new trend in our office; everyone is putting names on their food. I saw it today, while I was eating a sandwich named Kevin. ...Continue Reading

IRS T-shirts, #222

April 29th 2024 EST

IRS:DevastatingInnocent FamiiliesDaily ...Continue Reading

(j)Meeting the parents

April 28th 2024 EST

A young woman brought her fiancée home to meet her parents. After dinner, her mother told the girl's father to find out more about the young man.  The father invited the fiancée to his study for a little talk. "So, what are your plans?" The father asked the young man.  "I am a biblical scholar," he replied. "A biblical scholar, hmmm?" The father said. "Admirable, but what will you do to provide a nice house for my daughter to live in?” "I wil ...Continue Reading

(j)Stupid thing to say

April 27th 2024 EST

Never tell your cat, "You are not the boss of me". That is just asking for trouble. ...Continue Reading

He's special

April 26th 2024 EST

Not just any idiot can become President. Joe Biden is a special kind of stupid. ...Continue Reading

He's special

April 26th 2024 EST

Not just any idiot can become President. Joe Biden is a special kind of stupid. ...Continue Reading

(j)Punishing Telescammers, #226

April 25th 2024 EST

Interrupt and say, "Let me ask you a question." When he pauses, make him wait instead of asking the question. Do this a couple more times, then hang up. ...Continue Reading

(j)The Things That Drive A Sane Person Mad, #25

April 24th 2024 EST

You told their kids for years that if they applied themselves, they could be anything they want. Even President. For the last three years, they have thrown that back in your face as if it's your fault Biden is in office. ...Continue Reading

(j)One-liner #244

April 23rd 2024 EST

It was only when I bought a motorbike that I found out that adrenaline is brown. ...Continue Reading

Terrorist in the Hospital

April 22nd 2024 EST

An IRS collections agent had to spend a couple of days in the hospital.  None of the hospital staff wanted to have anything to do with him because of his attitude and abusive behavior. Then one of the staff, upon learning who he was, let it be known that this was the psychopath who had driven her brother to suicide. Another identified him as the criminal who had managed to turn a questionable tax debt of $300 into the loss of their home. Everyone feared him, and did whatever he demanded but tried to steer clea ...Continue Reading
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