A horse walks into a bar and the bartender asks, "Why the long face?" ...Continue Reading

IRS: WeGladlyRuin Lives ...Continue Reading

Alcohol does not solve any problems, but then neither does milk. ...Continue Reading

Many people are alive only because it is illegal to shoot them. ...Continue Reading

I had a dog I named Joe Biden. He started slobbering and barking incoherently. It got worse and worse. It was awful to watch, and I eventually had to have him put down. (Heard around the DNC just before Kamala's nomination) ...Continue Reading

Ask the telescammer, "What is your name again?" Then ask them to spell it. Repeat the spelling and then get it wrong. Do this twice then say, "Maybe you should change to your grandmother's last name. On your mom's side. How do you spell it?" Get that one wrong, too. Then hang up. ...Continue Reading

Help someone when they are in trouble and they will remember you when they are in trouble again. ...Continue Reading

Rene Descartes walks into a bar and the bartender asks if he'd like a drink. He says, "I think not." And Poof! He disappears. ...Continue Reading

The US CONgress gets serious about ending terrorism, and consequently abolishes the IRS. Of course, a responsible Congress is something that happens only on TV and in your dreams. Obviously, this isn't reality TV. ...Continue Reading

Money can't buy happiness, but it's more comfortable to cry in a Mercedes than on a bicycle. ...Continue Reading