A stopped clock is right twice a day. We have yet to see Joe Biden be right about anything. Even once. ...Continue Reading

Have a list of trivial facts handy. While the telescammer is speaking, interrupt and say, "Did you know the average whale turd weighs about the same as a telemarketer?" Then periodically interrupt with other amazing facts. And some boring ones, if you can took the time to get those on your list too. ...Continue Reading

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Did you hear about the kidnapping at school? It's okay. He woke up. ...Continue Reading

You can't look up the correct spelling of a word in the dictionary because you don't know how to spell it. ...Continue Reading

Your glasses slide off your ears when you perspire. ...Continue Reading

I bought a box of Bidenberries. I got home and opened the box. It caused all my other food to rot within only a few minutes. ...Continue Reading

Answer everything with , "Hmm, yes. I can see that." Try to sound like one of those annoying AI robocallers or phone trees. ...Continue Reading

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I refused to believe my road worker father was stealing from his job, but when I got home, all the signs were there. ...Continue Reading