July 16th 2026 EDT
Interrupt and say, "So you were bullied as a kid, right? Is this why you harass people over the phone?" ...Continue Reading
July 15th 2026 EDT
Cass Trate Val Yumm Cal Orey ...Continue Reading
July 14th 2026 EDT
"Do not touch, lethal poison on surface" must be one of the most terrifying things to read in Braille. ...Continue Reading
July 13th 2026 EDT
IRS: Hating Humans Since 1917 ...Continue Reading
July 12th 2026 EDT
19 paddies go to the cinema, the ticket lady asks "Why so many of you?" Mick replies, "The film said 18 or over." ...Continue Reading
July 11th 2026 EDT
Just got back from my mate's funeral. He died after being hit on the head with a tennis ball. It was a lovely service. ...Continue Reading
July 10th 2026 EDT
Murphy says to Paddy, "What ya talkin to an envelope for?" "I'm sending a voicemail ya thick sod!" ...Continue Reading
July 9th 2026 EDT
Ask him if he has a dog. Then start talking about your dog, but make it really boring. Go into excruciating detail about a walk you went on. "First he sniffed the little purple flowers. Then he peed on the post. Next he just relaxed and let out this giant dog turd. It was in the yard of some people I don't like, so I left it on their porch." ...Continue Reading
July 7th 2026 EDT
I was going to tell a time-travel joke, but you guys didn't like it. ...Continue Reading
July 6th 2026 EDT
IRS: Your Distress Is Our Joy ...Continue Reading
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