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(j)Punishing Telescammers, #410

July 16th 2026 EDT

Interrupt and say, "So you were bullied as a kid, right? Is this why you harass people over the phone?" ...Continue Reading

What were the parents thinking, names #88

July 15th 2026 EDT

Cass Trate Val Yumm Cal Orey ...Continue Reading

(j)One-liner #338

July 14th 2026 EDT

"Do not touch, lethal poison on surface" must be one of the most terrifying things to read in Braille. ...Continue Reading

IRS T-shirts, #277

July 13th 2026 EDT

IRS: Hating Humans Since 1917 ...Continue Reading

(j)UK thoughts, #9

July 12th 2026 EDT

19 paddies  go to the cinema, the ticket lady asks "Why so many of you?" Mick replies, "The film said 18 or over." ...Continue Reading

(j)UK thoughts, #8

July 11th 2026 EDT

Just got back  from my mate's funeral. He died after being hit on the head with a tennis ball. It was a lovely service. ...Continue Reading

(j)UK thoughts, #7

July 10th 2026 EDT

Murphy says to Paddy, "What ya talkin to an envelope for?" "I'm sending a voicemail ya thick sod!" ...Continue Reading

(j)Punishing Telescammers, #409

July 9th 2026 EDT

Ask him if he has a dog. Then start talking about your dog, but make it really boring. Go into excruciating detail about a walk you went on. "First he sniffed the little purple flowers. Then he peed on the post. Next he just relaxed and let out this giant dog turd. It was in the yard of some people I don't like, so I left it on their porch." ...Continue Reading

(j)One-liner #337

July 7th 2026 EDT

I was going to tell a time-travel joke, but you guys didn't like it. ...Continue Reading

IRS T-shirts, #276

July 6th 2026 EDT

IRS: Your Distress Is Our Joy ...Continue Reading
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