After enjoying a 40 year career in crime, a woman retired from the IRS. Years later, she's walking down the street and dragging two plastic garbage bags. She inadvertently snags the bag on something and a couple of $20 bills pop out. Noticing this, a policeman stops her. "Ma'am, there are $20 bills falling out of that bag."  The old woman thanks him for letting her know, puts a wad of chewing gum over the hole, and starts on her way again. "Well, now, not so fast," says the cop. & ...Continue Reading

You wash a garment with a tissue in the pocket and your entire laundry comes out covered with lint. ...Continue Reading

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After being fake-elected, Joe Biden asked his team to vote on the three best ways to topple America. The winners? Bidenflation, stoking of racism, and restriction of our fuel supply. And now you know why life is so much tougher now! ...Continue Reading

Every time he asks you a question, fire back with one of those challenge questions used for online account security. "What was your mother's maiden name? What is your favorite color? Who was your favorite teacher?" Every time you get an answer, ask why. Even for the mother's maiden name. ...Continue Reading

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A station comes in brilliantly when you're standing near the radio but buzzes, drifts and spits every time you move away. ...Continue Reading

Your tire gauge lets out half the air while you're trying to get a reading. ...Continue Reading

After being fake-elected, Joe Biden asked his Secret Service detail if they were still secret. ...Continue Reading