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He's special

April 26th 2024 EDT

Not just any idiot can become President. Joe Biden is a special kind of stupid. ...Continue Reading

He's special

April 26th 2024 EDT

Not just any idiot can become President. Joe Biden is a special kind of stupid. ...Continue Reading

(j)Punishing Telescammers, #226

April 25th 2024 EDT

Interrupt and say, "Let me ask you a question." When he pauses, make him wait instead of asking the question. Do this a couple more times, then hang up. ...Continue Reading

(j)The Things That Drive A Sane Person Mad, #25

April 24th 2024 EDT

You told their kids for years that if they applied themselves, they could be anything they want. Even President. For the last three years, they have thrown that back in your face as if it's your fault Biden is in office. ...Continue Reading

(j)One-liner #244

April 23rd 2024 EDT

It was only when I bought a motorbike that I found out that adrenaline is brown. ...Continue Reading

Terrorist in the Hospital

April 22nd 2024 EDT

An IRS collections agent had to spend a couple of days in the hospital.  None of the hospital staff wanted to have anything to do with him because of his attitude and abusive behavior. Then one of the staff, upon learning who he was, let it be known that this was the psychopath who had driven her brother to suicide. Another identified him as the criminal who had managed to turn a questionable tax debt of $300 into the loss of their home. Everyone feared him, and did whatever he demanded but tried to steer clea ...Continue Reading

(j)The Things That Drive A Sane Person Mad, #24

April 21st 2024 EDT

Idiots like Anthony Fauci make more in retirement than you do slaving away 60 hours a week, and you're actually competent. ...Continue Reading

(j)The Things That Drive A Sane Person Mad, #24

April 21st 2024 EDT

Idiots like Anthony Fauci make more in retirement than you do slaving away 60 hours a week, and you're actually competent. ...Continue Reading

(j)The Things That Drive A Sane Person Mad, #23

April 20th 2024 EDT

You reach under the table to pick something off the floor and smash your head on the way up. ...Continue Reading

Calculating Biden's IQ

April 19th 2024 EDT

Doesn't it seem like Biden's IQ is 100 minus his age? ...Continue Reading
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