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A young boy enters a barber shop and the barber whispers to his customer, "This is the dumbest kid in the world. Watch while I prove it to you."  The barber puts a dollar bill in one hand and two quarters in the other, then calls the boy over and asks, "Which do you want, son?" The boy takes the quarters and leaves.  "What did I tell you?" said the barber. "That kid never learns!"  Later, when the customer leaves, he sees the same young boy coming out of the ice cre ...Continue Reading

After being fake-elected, Joe Biden was told the Secret Service would brief him within the hour. Biden responded by saying, "I prefer boxers, because there's more room for my adult diapers that way." ...Continue Reading

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I accidentally handed my wife a glue stick instead of a chapstick. She still isn't talking to me.  ...Continue Reading