April 7th 2024 EDT
You can't look up the correct spelling of a word in the dictionary because you don't know how to spell it. ...Continue Reading
April 6th 2024 EDT
Your glasses slide off your ears when you perspire. ...Continue Reading
April 5th 2024 EDT
I bought a box of Bidenberries. I got home and opened the box. It caused all my other food to rot within only a few minutes. ...Continue Reading
April 4th 2024 EDT
Answer everything with , "Hmm, yes. I can see that." Try to sound like one of those annoying AI robocallers or phone trees. ...Continue Reading
April 3rd 2024 EDT
Dick Jittall (digital)Mona Logue (monolog)P Erving ...Continue Reading
April 2nd 2024 EDT
I refused to believe my road worker father was stealing from his job, but when I got home, all the signs were there. ...Continue Reading
April 1st 2024 EDT
Immorality x Evil = IRS ...Continue Reading
March 31st 2024 EDT
People behind you on a supermarket line dash ahead of you to a counter just opening up. ...Continue Reading
March 30th 2024 EDT
You rub on hand cream and can't turn the bathroom doorknob to get out. ...Continue Reading
March 29th 2024 EDT
Joe Biden waited his entire political career to become President and accomplish great things. He's still waiting. ...Continue Reading
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