Scream loudly into the phone, as if you have just been severely injured. Then calmly say, "Sorry, I stubbed my toe." And hang up. ...Continue Reading

Anna LogueAnna Tolle (Anatoli Khomeni?)Gene Poole ...Continue Reading

I threw a ball for my dog... It's a bit extravagant I know, but it was his birthday and he looks great in a dinner jacket. ...Continue Reading

An old pastor lay dying. He sent a message for an IRS agent and his lawyer to come to the hospital. When they arrived, they were ushered up to his room.  As they entered the room, the pastor held out his hands and motioned for them to sit on each side of the bed. The pastor grasped their hands, sighed contentedly, smiled, and stared at the ceiling.  For a time, no one said anything.  Both the IRS agent and lawyer were touched and flattered that the old man would ask them to be with him during his final mo ...Continue Reading

The radio station doesn't tell you who sang that song. ...Continue Reading

You set the alarm on your digital clock for 7pm instead of 7am.  (The 12 hour clock in general is annoying, 24 hour clocks solve so many problems!) ...Continue Reading

I guess you could say this level of incompetence in the White House is unPRESIDENTed. ...Continue Reading

Scream loudly into the phone, as if you have just been severely injured. Then calmly say, "Sorry, I stubbed my toe." And hang up. ...Continue Reading

Maya DickCharles TonneCee Mei ...Continue Reading

Is google a woman? Because it won't let you finish your sentence without coming up with other suggestions. ...Continue Reading