What do you call the security outside of a Samsung Store? Answer: Guardians of the Galaxy. ...Continue Reading

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A recent college graduate took a new job in a hilly Eastern city and began commuting each day to work through a tiring array of tunnels, bridges and traffic jams. Thinking it would make the trip more bearable, he invited several coworkers to share the ride. However, the commute actually got more stressful, especially the trips through the tunnels. He consulted the company doctor.  "Doc," the frustrated commuter complained, "I'm fine on the bridges, in the traffic, in the day and at night, and even wh ...Continue Reading

The teacher of the earth science class was lecturing on map reading.  After explaining about latitude, longitude, degrees and minutes the teacher asked, "Suppose I asked you to meet me for lunch at 23 degrees, 4 minutes north latitude and 45 degrees, 15 minutes east longitude...?"  After a confused silence, a voice volunteered, "I guess you'd be eating alone." ...Continue Reading

Q: What kind of moron is Joe Biden?A: An especially stupid one. ...Continue Reading

Tell him, "My brother works for the IRS and is looking for someone to make an example out of. What did you say your name is again?" ...Continue Reading

Yesterday my wife asked why I didn't do something useful with my time. She suggested I go down to the senior center and hang out with the guys. I did this and when I got home last night I told her that I had joined a parachute club. She said "Are you crazy? You're almost 84 years old and you're going to start jumping out of airplanes?" I proudly showed her that I even got a membership card. She said to me, "You idiot, where are your glasses! This is a membership to a Prostitute Club, not a ...Continue Reading

The adjective for metal is metallic, but not so for iron which is ironic. ...Continue Reading

An IRS employee, not content to conduct scams from his office, was out shoplifting in an exclusive jewelry store. But the shopkeeper caught him red-handed trying to steal a watch.  Not wanting his bosses to discover he was freelancing in crime, the IRS employee made an offer. "Listen, I know you don't want any trouble either. What do you say I just buy the watch, and we forget about this?" The manager, not knowing he had a terrorist on the hook and just seeing an opportunity to make a sale, agreed an ...Continue Reading

About 2 years ago my wife and I were on a cruise through the western Mediterranean aboard a Princess ship. At dinner we noticed an elderly lady sitting alone along the rail of the grand stairway in the main dining room. I also noticed that all the staff, ships officers, waiters, busboys, etc., all seemed very familiar with this lady. I asked our waiter who the lady was, expecting to be told she owned the line, but he said he only knew that she had been on board for the last four cruises, back to back.  As we left t ...Continue Reading