IRS: If youtortured small animalsas a kidwe want to hire you ...Continue Reading

A piece of foil candy wrapper makes electrical contact with your filling (or braces). ...Continue Reading

The car behind you blasts its horn because you let a pedestrian finish crossing. ...Continue Reading

A bouncer was in charge of deciding whether people could come into the night club. Unbeknownst to the management, he was a racist. And he hated "white" people. Three people approached the door. The bouncer looked at the black guy and said, "Name the last three presidents of the USA." The guy laughed and rattled off their names. "Fine," the bouncer said, "I'll let you in when I open the door."  Turning to the Hispanic, he said, "Name the current President of the ...Continue Reading

Download a video or audio recording of a dog barking. Or record it yourself. Have this ready for the next few telescammers. You know what to do….                                                               &n ...Continue Reading

(these are from newspaper clippings!)Sirius BonnerYoshie TakeashitaYoYo Moore (no relation to YoYo Ma?) ...Continue Reading

My girlfriend left me because she couldn't handle my OCD. I told her to close the door five times on her way out. ...Continue Reading

After enjoying a 40 year career in crime, a woman retired from the IRS. Years later, she's walking down the street and dragging two plastic garbage bags. She inadvertently snags the bag on something and a couple of $20 bills pop out. Noticing this, a policeman stops her. "Ma'am, there are $20 bills falling out of that bag."  The old woman thanks him for letting her know, puts a wad of chewing gum over the hole, and starts on her way again. "Well, now, not so fast," says the cop. & ...Continue Reading

You wash a garment with a tissue in the pocket and your entire laundry comes out covered with lint. ...Continue Reading

There are always one or two ice cubes that won't pop out of the tray. ...Continue Reading