After being fake-elected, Joe Biden asked his team to vote on the three best ways to topple America. The winners? Bidenflation, stoking of racism, and restriction of our fuel supply. And now you know why life is so much tougher now! ...Continue Reading

Every time he asks you a question, fire back with one of those challenge questions used for online account security. "What was your mother's maiden name? What is your favorite color? Who was your favorite teacher?" Every time you get an answer, ask why. Even for the mother's maiden name. ...Continue Reading

Smoking will kill you... Bacon will kill you... But, smoking bacon will cure it. ...Continue Reading

IRS:We hate"Life is Good" ...Continue Reading

A station comes in brilliantly when you're standing near the radio but buzzes, drifts and spits every time you move away. ...Continue Reading

Your tire gauge lets out half the air while you're trying to get a reading. ...Continue Reading

After being fake-elected, Joe Biden asked his Secret Service detail if they were still secret. ...Continue Reading

They always rattle off their name so fast, you can't possibly catch it. Ask him his name at least three times, and then ask him to spell it. When that's done, ask, "What high school did you go to?"" ...Continue Reading

(these are from newspaper clippings!)Dong Dong (who's there?, ha, ha)Rick TitballDick Hunter ...Continue Reading

I'll never forget my grandpa's last words before he died. "Are you still holding the ladder?" ...Continue Reading