Behind every angry woman is a man who has absolutely no idea what he did wrong. ...Continue Reading

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I called a temp agency, looking for work. The woman on the other end asked, "Do you have any phone skills?"I said, "I called you, didn't I?" ...Continue Reading

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You have to give Biden credit for his ability to survive. He's the only known human being to have overdosed on Stupid Pills 963 times and live to tell about it (not coherently, of course). ...Continue Reading

Keep interrupting him with questions about the weather. "So, what’s the weather like where you are?" Respond with something like, "We're expecting rain" and then keep making it worse until you have something like, "Supposed to get a tornado here with snow, hail, pounding rain, and a wave of illegal aliens." ...Continue Reading

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Alcohol and calculus don't mix. Never drink and derive. ...Continue Reading

A man wanted an attack dog to protect his business, so he visited a kennel that specialized in attack dogs. The man explained to the kennel owner that he wanted the biggest, meanest, most vicious dog in the kennel, and the owner offered to take the man on a tour of the premises.  After they had been walking for a few minutes, they came upon a large dog. He was snarling loudly and biting and clawing at the cage. "He looks like he'd be a pretty good attack dog," said the buyer. "Well, he's no ...Continue Reading

I got fired from my last job after months of just not doing any work. They called me into HR. "Danielle, it seems that you are just not doing your job." I said, "Yeah, but that's been going on for like nine months and you just figured it out. Looks like two of us are just not doing our job." ...Continue Reading