February 15th 2024 EDT
Ask, "Did you hear that? It sounds like a toilet flushing. Are you in the bathroom?" After his answer say, "Now I have to go to the bathroom myself." ...Continue Reading
February 14th 2024 EDT
(these are from newspaper clippings!)Jesus CondomCharity BeaverLong Wang ...Continue Reading
February 13th 2024 EDT
Whatever you do always give 100%. Unless you are donating blood. ...Continue Reading
February 12th 2024 EDT
You know how your dentist gives you a free toothbrush after an exam? The IRS is taking a cue from that. Now, after they audit someone they give the victim a free tube of Preparation H. ...Continue Reading
February 11th 2024 EDT
The elevator stops on every floor and nobody gets on. ...Continue Reading
February 10th 2024 EDT
The person behind you in the supermarket runs his cart into the back of your ankle. ...Continue Reading
February 9th 2024 EDT
After being fake-elected, Joe Biden's office took on the distinct odor of poopy diapers. ...Continue Reading
February 8th 2024 EDT
When he asked you a question say, "No, it’s not snowing here. How about where you are?" ...Continue Reading
February 7th 2024 EDT
Justin TimeJustin CaseNoah Job ...Continue Reading
February 6th 2024 EDT
What is the best thing about living in Switzerland? Well, the flag is a big plus. ...Continue Reading
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