August 27th 2026 EST
Ask him if he's ever had dreams of killing telemarketers, then say you have them every night. Vivid ones. Then hang up. ...Continue Reading
August 25th 2026 EST
With great power comes a great electricity bill. Watt a powerfull message. ...Continue Reading
August 24th 2026 EST
IRS: Staffed by Sociopaths ...Continue Reading
August 23rd 2026 EST
Law of Cat Motion - A cat will move in a straight line, unless there is a really good reason to change direction. ...Continue Reading
August 22nd 2026 EST
Law of Cat Inertia - A cat at rest will tend to remain at rest, unless acted upon by some outside force - such as the opening of cat food, or a nearby scurrying mouse. ...Continue Reading
August 20th 2026 EST
Randomly cough, and then ask him to repeat himself. After a few rounds of this, go into an extended fake coughing jag. After you've stopped, he'll start his con again. If you do another extended fake coughing jag, he should just hang up. ...Continue Reading
August 19th 2026 EST
Wai Dong Yu Foo Abel Two ...Continue Reading
August 18th 2026 EST
"I hate reading Victor Hugo," said Les miserably. ...Continue Reading
August 17th 2026 EST
IRS: Providing Jobs for the Seriously Disturbed Since 1913 ...Continue Reading
August 16th 2026 EST
I suffer from agoraphobia and cabin fever. So I scream when I go out, and I scream when I come in. ...Continue Reading
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