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(j)One-liner #319

March 3rd 2026 EDT

With her marriage, she got a new name and a dress. ...Continue Reading

IRS T-shirts, #259

March 2nd 2026 EDT

IRS: We Make Nightmares Come True ...Continue Reading

Bar Joke - Grammar/Punctuation #6

March 1st 2026 EDT

The bar was walked into by the passive voice. ...Continue Reading

Bar Joke - Grammar/Punctuation #5

February 28th 2026 EDT

A gerund and an infinitive walk into a bar, drinking to drink. ...Continue Reading

Bar Joke - Grammar/Punctuation #4

February 27th 2026 EDT

Two quotation marks "walk into" a bar. ...Continue Reading

(j)Punishing Telescammers, #300

February 26th 2026 EDT

Say, "It's really good to hear from you! It's been a few hours since anyone called to scam me, and I was feeling neglected." ...Continue Reading

(j)One-liner #318

February 24th 2026 EDT

A will is a dead giveaway. ...Continue Reading

IRS T-shirts, #258

February 23rd 2026 EDT

IRS: Just When You Thought You Were Safe ...Continue Reading

Bar Joke - Grammar/Punctuation #3

February 22nd 2026 EDT

A question mark walks into a bar? ...Continue Reading

Bar Joke - Grammar/Punctuation #2

February 21st 2026 EDT

A dangling modifier walks into a bar. After finishing a drink, the bartender asks it to leave. ...Continue Reading
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