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Terrorist in the Hospital

April 22nd 2024 EDT

An IRS collections agent had to spend a couple of days in the hospital.  None of the hospital staff wanted to have anything to do with him because of his attitude and abusive behavior. Then one of the staff, upon learning who he was, let it be known that this was the psychopath who had driven her brother to suicide. Another identified him as the criminal who had managed to turn a questionable tax debt of $300 into the loss of their home. Everyone feared him, and did whatever he demanded but tried to steer clea ...Continue Reading

(j)The Things That Drive A Sane Person Mad, #24

April 21st 2024 EDT

Idiots like Anthony Fauci make more in retirement than you do slaving away 60 hours a week, and you're actually competent. ...Continue Reading

(j)The Things That Drive A Sane Person Mad, #24

April 21st 2024 EDT

Idiots like Anthony Fauci make more in retirement than you do slaving away 60 hours a week, and you're actually competent. ...Continue Reading

(j)The Things That Drive A Sane Person Mad, #23

April 20th 2024 EDT

You reach under the table to pick something off the floor and smash your head on the way up. ...Continue Reading

Calculating Biden's IQ

April 19th 2024 EDT

Doesn't it seem like Biden's IQ is 100 minus his age? ...Continue Reading

(j)Punishing Telescammers, #225

April 18th 2024 EDT

Interrupt and say, "The last company that called me gave me a free Corvette, two weeks in a Caribbean timeshare each year for the next 10 years, and a rebate on all my property taxes for the next 15. Can you top that?" ...Continue Reading

What were the parents thinking, names #245

April 17th 2024 EDT

Dawn KeyLee WeiDawn Druff ...Continue Reading

(j)One-liner #243

April 16th 2024 EDT

The grass may be greener on the other side but at least you don't have to mow it. ...Continue Reading

IRS T-shirts, #221

April 15th 2024 EDT

IRS:InhumanityOn Steroids ...Continue Reading

(j)The Things That Drive A Sane Person Mad, #22

April 14th 2024 EDT

You had that pen in your hand only a second ago and now you can't find it. ...Continue Reading
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