After being fake-elected, Joe Biden was told the Secret Service would brief him within the hour. Biden responded by saying, "I prefer boxers, because there's more room for my adult diapers that way." ...Continue Reading

Ask the caller stupid questions like, "What's your shoe size? Is it raining where you are? Did you have to drop out of medical school to take the job you have now?" ...Continue Reading

Carmen GettitCarmen CandyBrian Less (similar to brainless) ...Continue Reading

A straight face and a sincere-sounding "Huh?" have gotten me out of more trouble than I can remember. ...Continue Reading

IRS:Where HatredAnd PowerRun Amok ...Continue Reading

Father Murphy was playing golf with a parishioner. On the first hole, he sliced into the rough. His opponent heard him mutter, "Hoover!" under his breath.  On the second hole, the ball went straight into a water hazard. "Hoover!" again, a little louder this time.  On the third hole, a miracle occured & Fr. Murphy's drive landed on the green only six inches from the hole! "Praise be to God!"  He carefully lined up the putt, but the ball curved around the hole instead of go ...Continue Reading

A tourist was admiring the necklace worn by a local Indian.  "What is it made of?" she asked.  "Alligator's teeth," the Indian replied.  "I suppose," she said patronizingly, "that they mean as much to you as pearls do to us."  "Oh no," he objected. "Anybody can open an oyster." ...Continue Reading

After being fake-elected, Joe Biden was told he would need to prepare for the transition. He responded by saying he was merely supporting the trans community not joining it. ...Continue Reading

Keep asking the telescammer to spell his name. Read it back very slowly, getting a letter wrong. Keep focusing on this and getting a different letter wrong each time. ...Continue Reading

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