March 5th 2024 EDT
Smoking will kill you... Bacon will kill you... But, smoking bacon will cure it. ...Continue Reading
March 4th 2024 EDT
IRS:We hate"Life is Good" ...Continue Reading
March 3rd 2024 EDT
A station comes in brilliantly when you're standing near the radio but buzzes, drifts and spits every time you move away. ...Continue Reading
March 2nd 2024 EDT
Your tire gauge lets out half the air while you're trying to get a reading. ...Continue Reading
March 1st 2024 EDT
After being fake-elected, Joe Biden asked his Secret Service detail if they were still secret. ...Continue Reading
February 29th 2024 EDT
They always rattle off their name so fast, you can't possibly catch it. Ask him his name at least three times, and then ask him to spell it. When that's done, ask, "What high school did you go to?"" ...Continue Reading
February 28th 2024 EDT
(these are from newspaper clippings!)Dong Dong (who's there?, ha, ha)Rick TitballDick Hunter ...Continue Reading
February 27th 2024 EDT
I'll never forget my grandpa's last words before he died. "Are you still holding the ladder?" ...Continue Reading
February 25th 2024 EDT
You can never put anything back in a box the way it came ...Continue Reading
February 24th 2024 EDT
There's a dog in the neighborhood that barks at EVERYTHING. ...Continue Reading
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