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(j)Thanksgiving Quiz

November 23rd 2023 EST

Q: Why did Pilgrims' pants always fall down?  A: Because they wore their belt buckle on their hat. ...Continue Reading

(j)Thanksgiving Dinner Tip

November 22nd 2023 EST

https://twitter.com/ScottBaio/status/1726457496683028692 ...Continue Reading

Thanksgiving Wish

November 21st 2023 EST

Someday, Thanksgiving will have real meaning to Americans. We will celebrate the day that our lawful government (yet to be re-established) abolished the IRS. In the meantime, let's remember most of the people they hire are retards, screw-ups, and misfits. We should not fear IRS employees, we should ridicule them. ...Continue Reading

IRS T-shirts, #213

November 20th 2023 EST

IRS:No ConcienceNo MoralsNo Mercy ...Continue Reading

(j)Know your steak

November 19th 2023 EST

What's the difference between a $20 steak and a $55 steak?February 14th. ...Continue Reading

(j)Russian Pessimist vs. Russian Optimist

November 18th 2023 EST

How can you tell a Russian pessimist from a Russian optimist?The pessimist says, "Things can't get any worse." The optimist says, "Oh yes they can." ...Continue Reading

(j)Stroke

November 17th 2023 EST

A stroke often leaves the victim disoriented and unable to speak coherently. If Biden were to have a stroke, how would we be able to tell? ...Continue Reading
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