My email password has been hacked,.yet again. That's the third time I've had to rename the cat. ...Continue Reading

A plane crashed in the middle of the ocean and only two men and a woman survived. They managed to get to an island on a dingy.  To relieve the sexual tension, they had a threesome every night. But the woman felt ashamed of what she was doing, so she killed herself. A week later, the men felt ashamed of what they were doing...so they buried her! Obviously, those men weren't IRS employees or they would have felt no shame. ...Continue Reading

A man is at work one day when he notices that his co-worker is wearing an earring. This man knows his co-worker to be a normally conservative fellow, and is curious about his sudden change in fashion sense. The man walks up to him and says, “I didn’t know you were into earrings”. “Don’t make a big deal, its only an earring”, he replies sheepishly. His friend falls silent for a few minutes, but then his curiosity prods him to say, “So, how long have you been wearing one?” "Ever since my wife found it in my ...Continue Reading

A cowboy walked into a drug store and asked to talk to a male pharmacist. The woman he was talking to said that she was the only pharmacist and as she and her sister owned the store, there were no males employed there. She then asked if she could help him. The cowpoke said that it was something that he would be much more comfortable discussing with a male pharmacist. The female pharmacist assured him that she was completely professional, and whatever it was that he needed to discuss, he could be confident that she ...Continue Reading

Q: What's the most intelligent thing Joe Biden ever said?A: Doh. ...Continue Reading

Keep saying over and over, "I think you need to go to the bathroom." ...Continue Reading

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Behind every angry woman is a man who has absolutely no idea what he did wrong. ...Continue Reading

IRS:InsolentRepugnantStupid ...Continue Reading

I called a temp agency, looking for work. The woman on the other end asked, "Do you have any phone skills?"I said, "I called you, didn't I?" ...Continue Reading