I refused to believe my road worker father was stealing from his job, but when I got home, all the signs were there. ...Continue Reading

Immorality x Evil = IRS ...Continue Reading

People behind you on a supermarket line dash ahead of you to a counter just opening up. ...Continue Reading

You rub on hand cream and can't turn the bathroom doorknob to get out. ...Continue Reading

Joe Biden waited his entire political career to become President and accomplish great things. He's still waiting. ...Continue Reading

Scream loudly into the phone, as if you have just been severely injured. Then calmly say, "Sorry, I stubbed my toe." And hang up. ...Continue Reading

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I threw a ball for my dog... It's a bit extravagant I know, but it was his birthday and he looks great in a dinner jacket. ...Continue Reading

An old pastor lay dying. He sent a message for an IRS agent and his lawyer to come to the hospital. When they arrived, they were ushered up to his room.  As they entered the room, the pastor held out his hands and motioned for them to sit on each side of the bed. The pastor grasped their hands, sighed contentedly, smiled, and stared at the ceiling.  For a time, no one said anything.  Both the IRS agent and lawyer were touched and flattered that the old man would ask them to be with him during his final mo ...Continue Reading

The radio station doesn't tell you who sang that song. ...Continue Reading