February 20th 2024 EDT
The guy who stole my diary just died. My thoughts are with his family. ...Continue Reading
February 19th 2024 EDT
IRS:ExpertsInAgony ...Continue Reading
February 18th 2024 EDT
You open a can of soup and the lid falls in ...Continue Reading
February 17th 2024 EDT
There's always a car riding your tail when you're slowing down to find an address. ...Continue Reading
February 16th 2024 EDT
After being fake-elected, Joe Biden celebrated by walking up to his Secret Service detail and sniffing their hair. One responded by wrinkling his nose and asking, "Who just crapped their pants?" ...Continue Reading
February 15th 2024 EDT
Ask, "Did you hear that? It sounds like a toilet flushing. Are you in the bathroom?" After his answer say, "Now I have to go to the bathroom myself." ...Continue Reading
February 14th 2024 EDT
(these are from newspaper clippings!)Jesus CondomCharity BeaverLong Wang ...Continue Reading
February 13th 2024 EDT
Whatever you do always give 100%. Unless you are donating blood. ...Continue Reading
February 12th 2024 EDT
You know how your dentist gives you a free toothbrush after an exam? The IRS is taking a cue from that. Now, after they audit someone they give the victim a free tube of Preparation H. ...Continue Reading
February 11th 2024 EDT
The elevator stops on every floor and nobody gets on. ...Continue Reading
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