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(j)One-liner #335

June 23rd 2026 EDT

Never trust a dog to watch your food. ...Continue Reading

IRS T-shirts, #274

June 22nd 2026 EDT

IRS: No Accountability For Exceptionally Abusive Behavior ...Continue Reading

(j)Dodged the bullet again

June 21st 2026 EDT

Another Father's Day and no Father's Day card. What a relief! I don't have any children that I know of, but every year about this time I get anxious that some woman or another will hit me with a paternity suit or some kid or another finds out who their father is and I'm on the hook for college tuition. ...Continue Reading

(j)My boss called

June 20th 2026 EDT

He said, "Is everything okay at the office?" I said, "Yes, it's all under control. It's been a very busy day, I haven't stopped." "Can you do me a favor?" he asked. I said, "Of course, what is it?" He said, "Hurry up and take your shot, I'm in the foursome behind you." ...Continue Reading

(j)Punishing Telescammers, #406

June 18th 2026 EDT

When he asks a question, say, "Excuse me. I thought I heard you say you were castrated. Can you tell me more about that?" He'll deny saying it, at which point you angrily retort, "Are you calling me a liar?" ...Continue Reading

What were the parents thinking, names #84

June 17th 2026 EDT

Bo Tocks Kay Serah Noah Chance ...Continue Reading

(j)One-liner #334

June 16th 2026 EDT

My math teacher called me average. How mean! ...Continue Reading

IRS T-shirts, #273

June 15th 2026 EDT

IRS: Non-existent Morality Unlimited Power ...Continue Reading

Politically incorrect joke, #11

June 13th 2026 EDT

I was reading in the paper today about this dwarf that got pickpocketed. How could anyone stoop so low? ...Continue Reading

(j)Punishing Telescammers, #405

June 11th 2026 EDT

Interrupt and ask, "Did either of your parents work in an honest job, or did they both go into something disreputable such as telemarketing or drug dealing? ...Continue Reading
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