June 23rd 2026 EDT
Never trust a dog to watch your food. ...Continue Reading
June 22nd 2026 EDT
IRS: No Accountability For Exceptionally Abusive Behavior ...Continue Reading
June 21st 2026 EDT
Another Father's Day and no Father's Day card. What a relief! I don't have any children that I know of, but every year about this time I get anxious that some woman or another will hit me with a paternity suit or some kid or another finds out who their father is and I'm on the hook for college tuition. ...Continue Reading
June 20th 2026 EDT
He said, "Is everything okay at the office?" I said, "Yes, it's all under control. It's been a very busy day, I haven't stopped." "Can you do me a favor?" he asked. I said, "Of course, what is it?" He said, "Hurry up and take your shot, I'm in the foursome behind you." ...Continue Reading
June 18th 2026 EDT
When he asks a question, say, "Excuse me. I thought I heard you say you were castrated. Can you tell me more about that?" He'll deny saying it, at which point you angrily retort, "Are you calling me a liar?" ...Continue Reading
June 17th 2026 EDT
Bo Tocks Kay Serah Noah Chance ...Continue Reading
June 16th 2026 EDT
My math teacher called me average. How mean! ...Continue Reading
June 15th 2026 EDT
IRS: Non-existent Morality Unlimited Power ...Continue Reading
June 13th 2026 EDT
I was reading in the paper today about this dwarf that got pickpocketed. How could anyone stoop so low? ...Continue Reading
June 11th 2026 EDT
Interrupt and ask, "Did either of your parents work in an honest job, or did they both go into something disreputable such as telemarketing or drug dealing? ...Continue Reading
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