Keep saying over and over, "I think you need to go to the bathroom." ...Continue Reading

Bat BreathMike RohAddie Vent ...Continue Reading

Behind every angry woman is a man who has absolutely no idea what he did wrong. ...Continue Reading

IRS:InsolentRepugnantStupid ...Continue Reading

I called a temp agency, looking for work. The woman on the other end asked, "Do you have any phone skills?"I said, "I called you, didn't I?" ...Continue Reading

https://twitter.com/DanScavino/status/1741542313279488053 ...Continue Reading

You have to give Biden credit for his ability to survive. He's the only known human being to have overdosed on Stupid Pills 963 times and live to tell about it (not coherently, of course). ...Continue Reading

Keep interrupting him with questions about the weather. "So, what’s the weather like where you are?" Respond with something like, "We're expecting rain" and then keep making it worse until you have something like, "Supposed to get a tornado here with snow, hail, pounding rain, and a wave of illegal aliens." ...Continue Reading

Dick HunterHolly WreathReed Weed ...Continue Reading

Alcohol and calculus don't mix. Never drink and derive. ...Continue Reading