Q: What is one thing almost nobody is thankful for?A: Waiting in line after Thanksgiving and smelling other people's turkey farts. On the other hand, if you are sadistic enough you wait for this time all year long. Then you get next to the longest, slowest line you can find and release a string of "silent but deadly" farts and walk off. ...Continue Reading

The American Society of Optimists still clings to the idea that somebody somewhere will find evidence of something intelligent that Joe Biden said or did. Recently, a large group of members quit the society over this issue. Their spokesman said there's a difference between optimism and delusion. ...Continue Reading

Q: Why did Pilgrims' pants always fall down?  A: Because they wore their belt buckle on their hat. ...Continue Reading

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Someday, Thanksgiving will have real meaning to Americans. We will celebrate the day that our lawful government (yet to be re-established) abolished the IRS. In the meantime, let's remember most of the people they hire are retards, screw-ups, and misfits. We should not fear IRS employees, we should ridicule them. ...Continue Reading

IRS:No ConcienceNo MoralsNo Mercy ...Continue Reading

What's the difference between a $20 steak and a $55 steak?February 14th. ...Continue Reading

How can you tell a Russian pessimist from a Russian optimist?The pessimist says, "Things can't get any worse." The optimist says, "Oh yes they can." ...Continue Reading

A stroke often leaves the victim disoriented and unable to speak coherently. If Biden were to have a stroke, how would we be able to tell? ...Continue Reading