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IRS T-shirts, #257

February 9th 2026 EDT

IRS: Anal Intruders Here We Come ...Continue Reading

(j)Today's Pop Quiz

February 8th 2026 EDT

Q: What kind of grades did the pirate get in school? A: High Cs ...Continue Reading

(j)Rates

February 7th 2026 EDT

A slice of apple pie costs $3.00 in Jamaica and $3.50 in the Bahamas. Those are the pie rates in the Caribbean. ...Continue Reading

(j)Today's Pop Quiz

February 6th 2026 EDT

Q: What does a pirate pay for his hook and peg? A: An arm and a leg. ...Continue Reading

(j)Punishing Telescammers, #297

February 5th 2026 EDT

Interrupt and say, "You sound like a person with bad breath. Am I right?" ...Continue Reading

What were the parents thinking, names #65

February 4th 2026 EDT

Daryl Licht Thad Samore Rhea Tale ...Continue Reading

(j)One-liner #315

February 3rd 2026 EDT

When the smog lifts in Los Angeles, U.C.L.A. ...Continue Reading

IRS T-shirts, #256

February 2nd 2026 EDT

IRS: Lawless Worthless Predators ...Continue Reading

(j)Today's Pop Quiz

February 1st 2026 EDT

Q: How much do a pirate's earrings cost? A: They're a buccaneer. ...Continue Reading

(j)Whom Do I Look Like?

January 31st 2026 EDT

There was a young couple living in an old run down house. One day the man gets home from work and his wife says, "Honey, look at the walls. They haven't been painted as long as we have lived here. It's peeling and cracking; couldn't you please just paint them?" "Whom do I look like? Michelangelo?" the man replies. "I guess not", says the wife. The next day the man gets back from work again. Again his wife starts to complain. "Oh sugar, couldn't you just please at least repair the s ...Continue Reading
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