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My grandad gave me some sound advice on his deathbed.... "It's worth spending money on good speakers," he told me. ...Continue Reading

What's the difference between Harold Shipman and Tony Blair? Shipman actually did something about NHS waiting lists. (Shipman was a doctor and a prolific serial killer) ...Continue Reading

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I was walking down the road when I saw an Afghan bloke standing on a fifth floor balcony shaking a carpet. I shouted up to him, "What's up Abdul, won't it start?" ...Continue Reading

A black man takes a girl home from a nightclub. She says "Show me it's true what they say about black men." So he stabs her and nicks her purse. ...Continue Reading