Some bawdy stuff, but no gratuitous profanity. Much of the material is original, not simply passed along from someone else
September 25th 2026
A bald man with a wooden leg got invited to a Halloween party. He didn't know what costume to wear to hide his head and his leg, so he wrote to a costume company to explain his problem. A few days later, he received a parcel with the following note: "Dear Sir, Please find enclosed a pirate's outfit. The spotted handkerchief will cover your bald head and, with your wooden leg, you will be just right as a pirate. Very truly yours, ACME Costume Co." The man thinks this is terrible, because they have emphasized ...Continue Reading
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September 19th 2026
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These jokes are generally "rated G".
September 23rd 2026
A man answered the door on Halloween night. A little boy was standing there. The boy wasn't wearing a costume. Instead, he was dressed in slacks and a dress shirt and tie. The little boy said, "Trick or treat." Confused, the man asked, "What are you supposed to be?" With a straight face, the little boy answered saying, "I'm an IRS agent." The man held out the Halloween bowl and the boy took 25 percent of it, then left without even saying "Thank you." An hour later, the kid w ...Continue Reading
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