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Mick says to Julius,  "Christmas is on a Friday this year".... Julius says "Let's hope it's not the 13th." ...Continue Reading

Julius says to Mick - I'm ready for a holiday, only this year I'm going to do it a bit different. 3 years ago I went to Spain and Mary got = pregnant. 2 years ago I went to Italy and Mary got pregnant. Last year I went to Majorca and Mary got pregnant.  Mick asks - So what are you going to do this year?  Julius replies, - I'll take her with me! ...Continue Reading

Mick walks into Julius' barn and catches him dancing naked in front of a tractor. Mick says, "Oh, no, Julius, what ya doing?"  Julius says, "Well me and Mary haven't been getting on in the bedroom lately & the therapist recommended I do something sexy to attracter..... ...Continue Reading

When he asks his first question, reply with, "Did I ever tell you about the time I threw up in a job interview?" Then regale him with how far you hurled, the look on the interviewer's face, how many people slipped on it and fell, etc. Once you're back on track, ask him, "Did I ever tell you about the time I had explosive diarrhea at a big wedding?" ...Continue Reading

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Police were summoned to a daycare where a three-year-old was resisting a rest. ...Continue Reading

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Mick says to Julius: "Close your curtains the next time you're shagging your wife.  The whole street was watching and laughing at you yesterday."  Julius says: "Well the joke's on them stupid bastards because I wasn't even at home yesterday." ...Continue Reading

Julia had been sending out cover letters and resumes with no luck. She asked her brother if he could look them over and tell her if maybe they were too generic. "I don't think so." "And you say that why exactly?" "Your cover letter is addressed Dear Sir or Madman." ...Continue Reading