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What were the parents thinking, names #62
January 14th 2026 EST
Chris Topher Ima Phelan Woody Koch ...Continue Reading
(j)One-liner #312
January 13th 2026 EST
This girl today said she recognized me from the Vegetarians Club, but I'd swear I've never met herbivore. ...Continue Reading
What were the parents thinking, names #61
January 12th 2026 EST
Mary Holiday Will Full Rex Butz ...Continue Reading
Rules Kids Won't Learn in School, #4
January 11th 2026 EST
If you think your teacher is tough, wait 'til you get a boss. He doesn't have tenure, so he tends to be a bit edgier. When you screw up, he is not going ask you how feel about it. ...Continue Reading
Rules Kids Won't Learn in School, #3
January 10th 2026 EST
Sorry, you won't make $50,000 a year right out of high school. And you won't be a vice president or have a car phone either. You may even have to wear a uniform that doesn't have a Gap label. ...Continue Reading
Rules Kids Won't Learn in School, #2
January 9th 2026 EST
The real world won't care as much about your self-esteem as your school does. It'll expect you to accomplish something before you feel good about yourself. This may come as a shock. Usually, when inflated self-esteem meets reality, kids complain that it's not fair. (See Rule No. 1) ...Continue Reading
(j)Punishing Telescammers, #293
January 8th 2026 EST
Start making toilet sounds. If the telescammer complains, then ask him why he thinks it's OK for him to talk a bunch of sh** at you. ...Continue Reading
What were the parents thinking, names #60
January 7th 2026 EST
Will Dew Will Knot Ann Serr ...Continue Reading
(j)One-liner #311
January 6th 2026 EST
It’s so cold in NYC, I just saw Mamdani with his hands in his own pockets. ...Continue Reading
IRS T-shirts, #254
January 5th 2026 EST
IRS: Elite Psychopaths And Untouchable Whackos ...Continue Reading
