March 22nd 2026 EDT
Democrats: This shit sandwich is really delicious! If you don't rave about it, we will deplatform you. Open wide…. Republicans: That's a shit sandwich. Even with those sesame seeds, it can't taste good. Here, eat this ham and Swiss on rye instead. I'll throw the other one out for you. Legacy media: Trump takes food away from hungry Democrats, tries to slip them something white as part of his being so racist. ...Continue Reading
March 21st 2026 EDT
Julius is in the bathroom and Mick shouts to him. "Did you find the shampoo?" Julius says, "Yes but it's for dry hair and I've just wet mine." ...Continue Reading
March 20th 2026 EDT
Julius & Mick find three grenades, so they take them to a police station. Mick: "What if one explodes before we get there?" Julius: "We'll lie and say we only found two." ...Continue Reading
March 19th 2026 EDT
Ask him to spell his name. Then slowly say the letters back, but get them wrong. Keep this going until he hangs up. ...Continue Reading
March 18th 2026 EDT
Bart Fokker Colin Fokker Luke Warm ...Continue Reading
March 17th 2026 EDT
A bicycle can't stand alone; it's just two tired. ...Continue Reading
March 16th 2026 EDT
IRS: Amoral Morons With Unbridled Power ...Continue Reading
March 15th 2026 EDT
Mick says to Julius, "Christmas is on a Friday this year".... Julius says "Let's hope it's not the 13th." ...Continue Reading
March 14th 2026 EDT
Julius says to Mick - I'm ready for a holiday, only this year I'm going to do it a bit different. 3 years ago I went to Spain and Mary got = pregnant. 2 years ago I went to Italy and Mary got pregnant. Last year I went to Majorca and Mary got pregnant. Mick asks - So what are you going to do this year? Julius replies, - I'll take her with me! ...Continue Reading
March 13th 2026 EDT
Mick walks into Julius' barn and catches him dancing naked in front of a tractor. Mick says, "Oh, no, Julius, what ya doing?" Julius says, "Well me and Mary haven't been getting on in the bedroom lately & the therapist recommended I do something sexy to attracter..... ...Continue Reading
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