Democrats:
This shit sandwich is really delicious! If you don't rave about it, we will deplatform you. Open wide….
Republicans:
That's a shit sandwich. Even with those sesame seeds, it can't taste good. Here, eat this ham and Swiss on rye instead. I'll throw the other one out for you.
Legacy media:
Trump takes food away from hungry Democrats, tries to slip them something white as part of his being so racist.
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