November 9th 2025 EST
He reported a history of new money fever. It turned out he didn't get all hot and bothered about wining the lottery or reaping an inheritance. He'd had a fever from pneumonia. ...Continue Reading
November 8th 2025 EST
She reported having Grandma Ceaser's [Grand maul seizures] ...Continue Reading
November 7th 2025 EST
This gentleman had "fecal therapy". What a load of crap! He actually had physical therapy. ...Continue Reading
November 6th 2025 EST
Telescammers almost never say their name or that of their company clearly. So interrupt and ask, "What was your name again?" Then ask him to spell it, and repeat back the letters incorrectly. Play dumb with this a few times. Then ask, "Are you Scottish? Where is your family from? How old is your father?" Then move on to the same ploy for the company name. ...Continue Reading
November 5th 2025 EST
Mike RackTodd OodledooDick Stretcher ...Continue Reading
November 4th 2025 EST
If a tree falls in the woods and nobody sees it, a chihuahua 500 miles away will bark at it. ...Continue Reading
November 3rd 2025 EST
There's a new doll on the market. It's the IRS Barbie. It drives the Ken Barbie doll to suicide, forces you to sell your Barbie doll house, causes your retirement savings to disappear, and claims you are a "customer." ...Continue Reading
November 2nd 2025 EST
He wrote "flea bites" instead of phlebitis. ...Continue Reading
November 1st 2025 EST
He said he had prostrate cancer. [Don't lie down, and it will go away!] ...Continue Reading
October 31st 2025 EST
He said the doctor operated on him using a scaffold. [scalpel] ...Continue Reading
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