June 26th 2026 EDT
The wife was counting all the 10 cents and 20 cents out on the kitchen table when she suddenly got very angry and started shouting and crying for no reason. I thought to myself, "She's going through the change." ...Continue Reading
June 25th 2026 EDT
When he asks for a response after his sales pitch say, "I've been pitched this same scam a dozen times already in the past two weeks. Can't you guys come up with anything original?" ...Continue Reading
June 24th 2026 EDT
Dick Hertz Bo Nerr Edie Ott ...Continue Reading
June 23rd 2026 EDT
Never trust a dog to watch your food. ...Continue Reading
June 22nd 2026 EDT
IRS: No Accountability For Exceptionally Abusive Behavior ...Continue Reading
June 21st 2026 EDT
Another Father's Day and no Father's Day card. What a relief! I don't have any children that I know of, but every year about this time I get anxious that some woman or another will hit me with a paternity suit or some kid or another finds out who their father is and I'm on the hook for college tuition. ...Continue Reading
June 20th 2026 EDT
He said, "Is everything okay at the office?" I said, "Yes, it's all under control. It's been a very busy day, I haven't stopped." "Can you do me a favor?" he asked. I said, "Of course, what is it?" He said, "Hurry up and take your shot, I'm in the foursome behind you." ...Continue Reading
June 19th 2026 EDT
I recall my first time with a condom. I was 16. I went in to buy a packet of condoms at Parchen's pharmacy. In those days it took a lot of guts to go in a store and ask for that kind of item because everyone in town knew me and there was no doubt the young lady (I think her name was Dolores) knew what they were for. She was working as an assistant behind the counter, and she could see that I was really embarrassed by the whole procedure. She handed me the package and asked if I knew how to wear one. I honestly ...Continue Reading
June 18th 2026 EDT
When he asks a question, say, "Excuse me. I thought I heard you say you were castrated. Can you tell me more about that?" He'll deny saying it, at which point you angrily retort, "Are you calling me a liar?" ...Continue Reading
June 17th 2026 EDT
Bo Tocks Kay Serah Noah Chance ...Continue Reading
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