Say, "When the phone rang, I had just taken my biggest dump ever. Hold for a moment while I take a picture." Pause for a couple of seconds, then yell, "It's moving! It's coming after me!" Then scream as if you're being attacked. "It's killing me! You did something to it over the phone! Murderer!" Then hang up
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