Schizophrenia: Do You Hear What I Hear?

Multiple Personality Disorder: We Three Queens Disoriented Are

Amnesia: I Don't Know if I'll be Home for Christmas

Narcissistic: Hark the Herald Angels Sing About Me

Manic: Deck the Halls and Walls and House and Lawn and Streets and Stores and

Office and Town and Cars and Buses and Trucks and Trees and Fire Hydrants and

Paranoid: Santa Claus is Coming to Get Me

Borderline Personality Disorder: Thoughts of Roasting on an Open Fire

Personality Disorder: You Better Watch Out, I'm Going to Cry, I'm Going to

Pout, Maybe I'll Tell You Why

Obsessive Compulsive Disorder: Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells,

Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle

Bells

Passive Aggressive: On the First Day of Christmas My True Love Gave to Me

(and then took it all away).

Agoraphobia: I Heard the Bells on Christmas Day But Wouldn't Leave My House

Autistic: Jingle Bell Rock and Rock and Rock and Rock

Senile Dementia: Walking in a Winter Wonderland Miles from My House In My

Slippers and Robe

Oppositional Defiant Disorder: I Saw Mommy Kissing Santa Claus So I Burned

Down the House

Social Anxiety Disorder: Have Yourself a Merry Little Christmas While I Sit

Here and Hyperventilate