A guy walks into a bar and sees a gorgeous woman nursing a drink.

Walking up behind her he says, "Hi, there, good lookin'?  How's it going?"

Having already downed a few stiff drinks, she turned around, faced him,

looked him straight in the eye and said, "Listen up, buddy. I screw anybody,

any time,

anywhere,

your place,

my place,

in the car,

front door,

back door,

on the ground,

standing up,

sitting down,

naked or

with clothes on,

dirty,

clean ... 

it just doesn't matter to me. 

I've been doing it ever since I flunked out of grade school and I just flat-ass love it."

Eyes now wide with interest, he responded, "No kidding!  I'm with the IRS, too! Small world! Who's your supervisor?"