A politician running for office visits a small rural town and says to the Mayor, "I'm here to help you. What are your needs?"

The Mayor says, "We have two basic needs. First, we have a hospital but no doctor. Can you help us with that?"

The politician walks to the far side of the room, pulls out his cell phone, and talks into it for a short while. When he's done, he says, "I took care of that need. A doctor will be here soon. I hope that's before the election, but it could be after. Now, what else can I help you with?"

The Mayor says, "We don't have any cell reception in this town. Think you can fix that, too?"