A man and his wife wanted to do something special for their 25th wedding anniversary, so they decided to go on a second honeymoon. The wife insisted that everything be the same as their first one. Her husband agreed, and told her to work it out, and make a list. This she did. Same city, same hotel, same room; everything perfect. However, in going over the list, the husband said, "Well dear, this is great. But I do see one thing that's going to be a little bit different this time."

She carefully went back over the list, checking every line. "I don't see anything different here. What do you see that I don't?"

"Well, this time, I'm going to be the one sitting on the edge of the bed crying, "It's too big! It's too big!"