(j)Perfection

 
From: "AnythingGoes" <mark@PROTECTED>
Date: November 9th 2024

The preacher said, "There's no such thing as a perfect woman. Anybody present who has ever known a perfect woman, stand up."

 

Nobody stood up.

 

"Those who have ever known a perfect man, stand up."

 

One elderly gentleman stood up.

 

"Are you honestly saying you knew an absolutely perfect man?" he asked, somewhat amazed.

 

"Well now, I didn't know him personally," replied the little old man, "but I have heard a great deal about him. He was my wife's first husband."

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