Abe and Esther are flying to New Zealand for a two-week vacation to celebrate their 50th anniversary.

Suddenly, over the public address system, the captain announces, "Ladies and gentlemen, our engines have quit and we will attempt an emergency landing on an uncharted island below us.  We may never be rescued and will have to live on the island for the rest of our lives!"

But the plane lands safely, and an hour later Abe turns to his wife and asks, "Esther, did you send the IRS quarterly estimated payment yet?"

"No, I forgot," she responds.

Abe grabs her and gives her a big kiss.

Esther pulls away and asks him, "What was that for?"

Abe answers, "They'll find us!

Epilogue: The IRS didn't even bother to look for Abe and Esther. The IRS just seized their assets, and left Abe and Esther to rot on the island.