Due to Bidenomics, Jim lost his job. After several months of no work, he decided to apply for a job at the IRS. During his time of begging for work, he had grown to hate people generally, so this looked like a good option.

He applied and got a preliminary interview. The next step was to get the physical exam.

During the exam, the doctor said, "I can't recommend you for this job."

"Why not, doc?"

"Well, your penis is 4 and a half inches long."

Incredulous, Jim asked, "What does a short dick have to do with anything?"

"Well, that is shorter than average but for an IRS job it's actually not short enough. The IRS has this short penis policy so IRS agents won't burst people's rectums when those people get Internal Revenue 'Service'. So no job there for you. But if you lose your balls, you can run for Congress."

Now you know a little more about those pricks at the IRS.