(j)Halloween Riddles, #2
From:
"AnythingGoes" <mark@PROTECTED>
Date:
October 4th 2025
Q. What do witches put on their hair?
A. Scare spray
Q. What do you get when you cross Bambi with a ghost?
A. Bamboo
Q. What's a haunted chicken?
A. A poultry-geist
Q. Why did the monster eat a light bulb?
A. Because he was in need of a light snack
Q. Why are most monsters covered in wrinkles?
A. Have you ever tried to iron a monster?
Q. What kind of mistakes do spooks make?
A. Boo boos
Q. Why couldn't Dracula's wife get to sleep?
A. Because of his coffin
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