(j)Halloween Riddles, #5

 
From: "AnythingGoes" <mark@PROTECTED>
Date: October 7th 2025

Q: Where do mummies go for a swim?

A: To the dead sea

 

Q: What is Transylvania?

A: Dracula's terror-tory

 

Q: What do you get when you divide the circumference of a jack-o-lantern by its diameter?

A: Pumpkin Pi

A: But if you divide the diameter by the circumference, you get inverted pumpkin pi!

 

Q: Why are there fences around cemeteries?

A: Because people are dying to get in.

 

Q: Why didn't the skeleton cross the road?

A: He didn't have the guts.

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