(j)Skinny turkey
It's the day before Thanksgiving and the butcher is just locking up when a man pounds on the door.
"Please let me in! I forgot to buy a turkey and my wife will kill me if I don't come home with one."
"OK. Let me see what's left."
He goes into the freezer and discovers that there's only one scrawny turkey left. He brings it out to show the man.
"That one's too skinny. What else have you got?"
The butcher takes the bird back into the freezer and waits a few minutes then brings the same turkey back out to the man.
"Oh no, that one doesn't look any better. You'd better give me both of them."
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