A little girl is sitting on Santa's lap. Santa asks, "Well, what would you like for Christmas?"
Little girl: "I'd like a Barbie and a G.I. Joe."
Santa: "Wait. Don't you mean a Barbie and a Ken doll?"
Little girl: "No. I'd like a Barbie and a G.I. Joe."
Santa: "But, doesn't Barbie come with Ken?"
Little girl: "No, Barbie comes with G.I. Joe. She just fakes it with Ken."
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