Every year, Grandma and her grandkids, Suzy, Jill, and Billy come stay with her over Christmas. And every Christmas Eve they would make a big bowl of cookie dough so they could make cookies on Christmas Day. And every time, the next morning the cookie dough would be gone. The grandma could never catch them, so this year she put metal BBs in the cookie dough. The next morning, the cookie dough was gone.

Suzy came running downstairs. ''Grandma, I went to the bathroom to pee and BBs came out!''

"Suzy," Grandma said, "I know you've been eating cookie dough.

Then Jill came down downstairs. ''Grandma, I went poo and there were BBs in it.''

"Jill, I know you've been eating cookie dough.

About five minutes later, little Billy came running in through the side door. ''Grandma something terrible has happened. I was jacking off in the garage and I shot the cat!''