The owner of a small deli was being questioned by an IRS terrorist about his tax return. He had reported a net profit of $80,000 for the year.

"Why don't you sickos leave me alone?" the deli owner said. "I work like a dog, everyone in my family helps out, the place is closed only three days a year, and you want to know how I made $80,000?"

"It's not your income that bothers us," the terrorist said. "It's these expenses. You listed six trips to Bermuda for you and your wife."

"Oh, that," the owner said smiling. "Didn't I mention? We deliver anywhere."