(j)Traffic camera

 
From: "CleanJokes" <mark@PROTECTED>
Date: June 29th 2024

An off-duty police officer, familiar with radar guns, drove through a school zone within the legal speed limit when the flash of a camera went off, taking a picture of his license plate.

 

The officer, thinking the radar was in error, drove by again; even more slowly. Another flash. He did it again for a third time, at an even slower speed. Same result.

 

"This guy must have screwed up the settings," the off-duty officer thought.

 

A few weeks later, when he received the violations in the mail, he discovered three traffic tickets: each for not wearing a seat belt!

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