(j)Restaurant Sign

 
From: "CleanJokes" <mark@PROTECTED>
Date: July 25th 2025

A restaurant has a sign that says, "$500 if we fail to fill your order."

 

A guy walks in there and orders an elephant ear sandwich on rye. After a few minutes, the head chef arrives at his table and hands him five $100 bills. He says to the customer, "That's the first time in 10 years we've been out of rye bread."

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