A man answered the door on Halloween night.

A little boy was standing there. The boy wasn't wearing a costume. Instead, he was dressed in slacks and a dress shirt and tie.

The little boy said, "Trick or treat."

Confused, the man asked, "What are you supposed to be?"

With a straight face, the little boy answered saying, "I'm an IRS agent."

The man held out the Halloween bowl and the boy took 25 percent of it, then left without even saying "Thank you."

An hour later, the kid was back. "What do you want now?" the man asked

The kid looked at him and said, "My computer shows you didn't pass out any candy 6 years ago. So I'm here to collect what you owe."

The guy said, "Your computer is wrong," but the kid refused to listen. He walked to the bowl, emptied all of it into his sack, grabbed the man's gold watch off his wrist, and started out the door.

"Hey, wait a minute," the guy said. "That's a lot more than 25 percent. And you took my $400 watch."

Without even turning around, the kid said, "Interest and penalties."

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