Q. Why don't witches like to ride their brooms when

they're angry?

A. They're afraid of flying off the handle!

Q. Who won the skeleton beauty contest?

A. No body

Q. What do skeletons say before they begin dining?

A. Bone appetit!

Q. Where do baby ghosts go during the day?
A. Dayscare centers

Q. Who did Frankenstein take to the prom?
A. His ghoul friend.

Q. What monster flies his kite in a rain storm?
A. Benjamin Frankenstein

Q. What do ghosts serve for dessert?
A. Ice Scream

Q. What's a monster's favorite play?
A. Romeo and Ghouliet