Q: How does the silly witch know what time it is?

A: She looks at her witch-watch.

Q: What kind of protozoa likes Halloween?

A: An amoeboo!

Q: How do vampires get around on Halloween night?

A: By blood vessels.

Q: Why do ghouls and demons hang out together?

A: Because demons are a ghoul's best friend!

Q: What happened to the guy who couldn't keep up payments to his exorcist?

A: He was repossessed.

Q: What does a ghost eat for lunch?

A: A BOO-logna sandwich.