Q: Where does Dracula water ski?

A: On Lake Erie

Q: What kind of boat pulls Dracula when he water skis?

A: A blood vessel

Q. What has webbed feet, feathers, fangs and goes quack-quack?

A. Count Duckula

Q: What did the mad scientist eat on Halloween?

A: Frankenfurters with Ketchup

Q. What's the first thing ghosts do when they get into a car?

A. They boo-kle their seatbelts

Q: What did the Mommy ghost say to the baby ghost?

A: Don't spook until you're spooken to.