On Halloween, a rookie cop hauled a guy up in front of the desk sergeant. The man had a desk strapped to his back, a water cooler under his right arm, and a laptop computer under his left arm. He was wearing a fax machine for a hat.
The desk sergeant growled, "What's the charge, Murphy'?"
"Impersonating an office, sir."
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